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| S: | Hah "A Bigger Splash" |
| A: | I think that was Hockney? |
| P: | It was, but this is 2006 think "what's outside the picture"? |
| S: | Lager? So it's a play on morality? |
| P: | It's a period piece |
| S: | It could be Roman? |
| A: | No Stanley then it would have been wine |
| S: | True. So it is contemporary history and another ingredient? |
| P: | Yes |
| S: | I can't see people putting it on their wall at home |
| A: | That is not a criteria I think we should concern ourselves with. Lets rephrase that - are you saying Stanley that this piece is without aesthetic quality? |
| S: | Well no, it has a fractal beauty and an interesting texture. And brown is supposed to be this year's colour. Ok I'll buy that. |
| A: | No Stanley black is this year's colour, do we still have a sale? |
| P: | Ah a happy ending is in sight |